February 2009
Mobile
ign0r4nce:
Please tell all the english boys that you meet, About the american boy back in the states. the american boy you used to date. Who would do anything. Anything you say.
What is “Jude Law and a Semester Abroad” by Brand New?
January 2009
The following is a series of music that I was listening to like 5 or 6 years ago. I was sitting around and feeling nostalgic about college.
“Fundamentalist Christianity - fascinating. These people actually believe that...”
– Bill Hicks
(last one I promise)
“Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and...”
– Bill Hicks
“Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know...”
– Bill Hicks
“People say “Iraq had the fourth largest army in the world”. Yeah,...”
– Bill Hicks
cool.
They are going to show previously un-aired footage of Bill Hick’s standup on Letterman in a few minutes.
Buyouts attract teachers →
Frank Ford finds the halls of Grosse Pointe South High School depressing these days. The students don’t respect him as much as they used to. Budget cuts frequently threaten good programs.And everyone seems to think they know more about teaching than he does.
“Gov. Engler, the Republican Party and even school boards have made teachers their whipping boy,” said Ford, 57, a math teacher....
austin chronicle
pinto2:
why wont anyone shot in the dark me?
i am pretty cute.
and i ride a moped.
come one.
I don’t get it. clarification for non-austinite?
Hackers use road rigns to warn of on-coming... →
pinto2:
busstopromance:
prequario:
(via busstopromance)
Texas, eh? I wonder how many people hit the breaks, pulled a U-turn, and started speeding the opposite direction. haha
I mean… Don’t mess with Texas! :$
Kind of ironic is was Texas… I mean, considering Zombies classically eat brains…
they were looking for mine. heard i was in town still. brain so good coulda swore you went to...
Definition: →
brigno:
Saddlebacking: sad•dle•back•ing \ˈsa-dəl-ˈba-kiŋ\ vb [fr. Saddleback Church] (2009): the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she’s saving herself for marriage.
Snow Patrol-Chocolate
It’s snowing pretty...
victimofcircumstance:
The lady at the secretary of state office was super pumped about me changing my car’s title and getting a new personalized license plate.
It really seemed like helping me pick out what to put on the plate was the highlight of her day.
Glad I could help, secretary of state lady.
soo…what’d you get!!!?
Using Humor to Educate - 30 Rock and Diabetes →
Via: Balanced Health and Nutrition
Did you catch The Jan. 22 episode of 30 Rock? If you did, you saw the subplot of Tracy getting “bad news” from his doctor about his risk of diabetes while Tracy dismisses it as a “white myth” that diabetes is related to food intake. I found the story quite humorous. It did a good job at attacking a serious issue - getting people to take their health seriously....
WatchJohn Prine: Your Flag Decal Won’t Get You Into Heaven Anymore
Watchign0r4nce:
stultaluna:
iammattjordan:
boringloser:
Tumblr: The TV Show
Made for Movie Night.
This made me cry tears of laughter.
oh my gosh.
hey, that’s Paul!
“*
If you ride a moped, get used to hearing the following things:
Gay/Faggot...”
– Linda on Moped Army
i must be a bad friend or something
ign0r4nce:
because no one ever wants to hang out with me, or anything. or talk about whats going in in their life. i think winter is getting to me, all i want to do is sit in my room and wait for it to be nice out. at least nice enough to go outside.
i hate the indoors sometimes. all i want is warmth. inside and out!
Dude, sometimes you just have to be proactive and go out and do something....
3 simple words...
Klatu, Verata, Nictu…
Slacktivist: Left Behind →
So, this is what I've learned from Left Behind.
If you try to bring peace to the Middle East, you are the anti-Christ. :) Also, if people start dissapearing and leaving piles of clothes behind, a legitimate scientific answer to this is “accumulated radiation from decades of nuclear weapons testing”.
“When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven,...”
– Jack Handy